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The Science of Sleep

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Killer Kitty

I enjoy sleep. Maybe a little bit more than the next man, but that doesn't make me a bad person. Now the problem lies with my cute cuddle buddy named Genevieve. She's my 3 month old kitten. Now Gennie is the sweetest kitty craigslist can give away but the fact that she doesn't sleep on the same schedule as me is a biiiiiig fuckin problem. So here i am in la la land at 11.30 when my sweet little pussy cat decides to jump off my side table and into my face with all 20 of her little kitty claws. Needless to say i scream like a bitch from the pain and roll off of my bed (which isn't easy to do with a queen sized bed) and hit my head on the jewelry box i keep on the floor. I think after i regained consciousness and stopped screaming i heard my kitty laughing at me. Evil bitch :(

I still lover her lots though :)

Girl (and Boy) Interrupted

So last night the love of my life comes over. We have a great talk and then "things" start to unfold. And by unfold I mean to say that people start getting undressed. But, seeing as how we're both "consenting adults" that isn't the important part. What is important is that half-way through round 1 his phone rings and its his friend that is on the the train near my apartment and he needs my guy to take him back home. This sucks because...
A. Now he can't spend the night
B. I hate his friend
C. Now he can't spend the night
D. Our "session" comes to a screeching halt

Anyhows, off we go to get his friend from the train station yada yada yada. We get back to my apartment and continue business as usual and leave his friend in my living room with the t.v on (with the volume up very loud) and the remote and tell him to fend for himself. So, while we're in the middle of the throws of young love, completely uninhibited and unconcerned that there are other people in my apartment, we hear my door creak. I have a cat so we let it slide... until we see a shadow in the door way. Who is it you ask? I'd be delighted to tell you. Its his weird ass friend. It isn't until my darling dearest dismounts me and we tell him to piss off and that if he's looking for the bathroom he already passed it.
About ten seconds after our "business" is finished I skip to my kitchen to rehydrate and his friend is sitting on the couch staring at me with the t.v. on mute undoubtedly listening to our copulation. At this point, yours truly is utterly disturbed and disgusted. With that being said. I grab a newport and some Orange Juice and return back to my dungeon... quite disturbed.

New Years Eve

throw on a wig, put on some lipstick, and fake an accent... and shit like this happens

Watch your mouth

There are few things in life as important as a first impression. Why do i say that? Because you only get one shot at it. For instance... Im in Kroger with a few friends when someone walks by me and says,(In an attempt to hit on me) "damn shawty you thicka than a jar of peanut butter left out in the cold." I look around me because Im pretty sure that there must be someone else around me that he's talking to. But, no. Its just me and Mr. Inappropriate in aisle 7. He's waiting for me to say something back and knowing me what i would have said was going to be verrrrry disrespectful but since I watch Jersey Shore on MTV (Thursdays @ 10 lol) I know that guys hit bitches in the face when they feel disrespected... So, i put my cart in reverse, replied with "word," and continued on checking miscellaneous items off of my list. Its times like these when ladies respect gentlemen.

While Im in the mood

To futher the talk about Indie films and Foreign films... a good second is Spanish. They do things just as good as the french but with completely different subject matter. A beautiful/hilarious/fucked up Spanish film that you have to watch is Y tu mama tambien (and your mother too). Its one of those instant classics... and u don't even realize you're reading subtitles (always a plus). Just for Perks, Gael Garcia Bernal is a perfect person to have to watch, if u must watch a movie in a foreign language ;)

other badass Spanish (-ish) films

Like water for chocolate

Amores Perros

The Science of Sleep

El Orfanato (The Orphanage)

Stop Sleeping

So, what attracted me to studying film was my affinity for beautiful subjects and stories told in great ways shot at great angles. The people who do it best are the French. Not in a pervy way...okay maybe a little... but the french tell stories in ways that can do nothing but amuse an American mind.... If there's on french film that you have to see (its okay, most of it is in English) then it should be the Dreamers

WHY??? you ask.

for one sole reason. Louis Garrel! Not only is he beautiful but any role he plays, he plays it in a way that is purely effortless and captivating. Get behind foreign cinema people

its amazing...

More films with good old Louis in them...

Chansons D'Amour (Love Songs)

Les Amants Reguliers (The Regular Lovers)

Fingers Crossed

So me and my home slice Jess are planning the ILLEST trip ever for around new years. And anyone i tell this to is like "Oh really where? Miami? Panama?" and I'm like "No Nigga, Toronto!" and then comes the ignorant ass statement of the century "Toronto?!?!? Why would u go there? There's nothing to do." I swear I hate people sometimes. They just say dumb shit without even thinking... Im pretty sure. Needless to say, The drinking age is 19 (woot woot), Marijuana is basically legal in Vancouver, they have the Carabana, and there are no dumb ass Americans there. What's not to love about that. Its gonna be cold as balls though, but it don't even matter. There's nothing like a 16 hour road trip to keep the blood warm :/

Not so much of a hot mess

I was so ready to talk a lot of shit about Lil Wayne's ex wife and T.I.s present day wife... but I can't. Call me what you like but I love the show. These girls got issues but i'm glad its showing the issues instead of showing them reaping the benefits of what their men have given them.

Respect the man

Fuck with it

2 things...

First off I'd like to retract that JayZ punked Chris Brown... Another article says that JayZ gave a statement that he did no such thing... even though he should have

Now down to business... If you were wondering why Drizzy was sitting on this lucky stool during his performance, Its because he tore his ACL... how you ask? I'll gladly tell you.

supposedly he got into an altercation where he got jacked for his diamond chain (similar to the black diamond chain he was wearing at the awards) and in that fiasco he fucked his shit up. Its okay boo... There are many ladies that will rub you down gladly

The Baddest Bitch I've ever seen

why is this woman so damn gorgeous? I have no clue. What's even worse is she's bald. That means her face and her body has nothing to hide behind. With nothing else left to say Amber Rose is ridiculous and I couldn't picture her being down with anyone but Kanye.

You're on BLAST

Well here I am sitting with a friend at lunch talking shit about the BET awards when the subject of JayZ comes up. To my surprise I find out that Chris Brown was supposed to perform (because if anyone can do a good Michael Jackon impression its him), but he didn't. Why you ask?!?!?! Good old Jigga man said that if they let CB perform (after beating Rihanna ass) then neither he nor his wife Beyonce would perform... now u choose, Jigga and B or Chris Brown the felon... personally I'd like to see Chris, but its interesting to know that Hov has the man power to tell BET who they can let perform. That's what happens when a man makes 82 million in a year.

Thorough

Here I am surfing myspace and I find this group called Willie Isz. Now these two men represent (In my own opinion) good innovative dope fucking southern-ish Hip Hop. Please go fuck with them. Keep an open mind though kids. The way their shit starts off is just so tasty lol.

Come on BET

First and foremost... Drake is the MAN. Call me a groupie or whatever i give NO fuck. I feel uber offended that they made such a damn hot mess out of one of the greatest things to happen to Hip Hop this year. They shoulda put that man center stage and had him perform good shit like Lust for Life or Successful instead of bleeping out ever other word on a song that's chorus screams "I just wanna fuck every girl in the world." Now don't get me wrong, i love the song, but if you can't do it right then don't do it at all. Add that to the fact that I don't know the names of the other 2 rappers on that song and the 12 year olds that were on Drizzy's jock strap, BET is really getting on my nerves. SmfH

Are you for real?

Alright now if I know one thing, its that the BET awards generally have decent artists on stage. So imagine my god damn surprise when im watching Soulja Boy's stupid ass performing his ignorant ass song. What's even worse is Kanye is bobbing his head like this little nigga is good, that makes me feel like I should like him if Yeezy likes him... But i don't. And that won't change.

Droppping like flies

Its crazy how people die everyday but there are those people who you wish would die, those who should never die, and those that can never die.

Adios to Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays (aka Mr. Oxi Clean)

Hhmmm

Well there's a new 21 year old chick from Barbados that may or may not be worth listening to. I'll let you decide. Her name is Livvi Franc, her first single is "Now Im That Bitch" (hhmmmm...). She's being called the next Rihanna... Doubt it! But give her a shot anyways

Does Love Exist?

Blow Me a KiiSS iiF yhu think LOVE exists....


Love does not exist. Love is merely the anticipation of the inevitability of pain. When you tell someone "I love you," the statement you're really conveying is vulnerability. You're actually saying, "You could hurt me if you wanted to," you're just expressing you're own insecurity and blind fear that the other party does not value you as much as you value them. True love is nothing more than trust. Love does not exist without trust and vice versa...so if you've ever told someone you love him or her and still not trusted him or her, then there is no real love there. It is only you repeating a traditional statement you've heard all your life and feel an obligation to say. This is why teen relationships (for the most part) never work out. Teenagers aren't usually mature enough to trust someone fully. The few who do trust someone never seek a romantic relationship with them because it would only complicate and possibly remove that trust. The relationship becomes more physical than mental...having to live up to society's standards of a loving relationship. This is why girls always fall for the wrong guy. The Right Guys are too attainable and too trusted, girls for the most part need the pain of the false love of another guy to drive them to "one of the good ones." Love isn't made of pixie dust that the tooth fairy sprinkles on you at night. Love isn't fat midget who flies around looking for you, cause its destined that everyone will find someone. This is the great lie that were are trained to believe. If you want "love", you need to get out there and work for it. And when you find love it's not a cure all for all life's problems. When a woman who get the beat up by her boyfriend/ husband and still say "but I love him." This is a clear sign of person still believing in the lie.

-Kendra Thomas

Sighs

If i were to be a lesbian, It'd be for this woman alone

The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Well Wes Anderson is at again. The director of movies such as the Darjeeling Limited, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, and Bottle Rocket is making a movie based on the book The Fantastic Mr. Fox by Roald Dahl. I nearly shit my pants when i heard about this one. This film is currently in post production (editing and shit) and should be out in November sometime. It won't be big, you probably won't see commercials for it but I'm telling you NOW... Wes Anderson is a genius behind a camera. Get with it

Back to Classics

If you've ever been on UO online and have taken a gander at their electronics then you should have seen the Diana Cameras. These things are beautiful. No need for batteries or memory cards or any of the fucked up complicated shit of the present. This camera goes back to the 60's and all you need is a roll of film and an appreciation for beauty and you can let the camera handle the rest. These babies go for about $60-$70 which is hella cheap for a camera when u compare it to Nikon (if there is a comparison to be made).

Head Bumpin

Asher Roth has a video for the 2nd single on his album Asleep in the Bread Aisle. The Song is titled Be By Myself featuring Cee-lo. This is one of those jams that make u want to dance, and who doesn't love anything that Cee-lo touches

Say it ain't so

Alright, well this is a rumor that is very well believed. The oh so sexy Drake and the always beautiful Rihanna are SmAsHiNg!!! Search for his Hyde Park interview on youtube and see just how red this man turns and how big he smiles when he gets called out about it... SmH.

Artists are Appreciated

Every now and then a complete jackass crosses our paths. Smart mouth, bad attitude, chill as fuck, and funny as balls. That guy is Frankie. Returning to Atlanta, I'm very interested to see how he sets himself up here. If there's a great place for Art and talent, its Atlanta

Stacks and Dreams

This is an official big up to people doing things with their lives over at Stacks and Dreams. A few years out of high school and local people are making major accomplishments. The few shirts that are out now are a good look. Very interested to see what happens with the brand. Check out the website, buy a tshirt, read the blog (very funny) and spread the word kids

The Great Hangover Tour

Kid Cudi and Asher Roth will be coming to Atlanta AUGUST 2nd at the Tabernacle... support some artists and see them live, after you buy the CD of course

Big Broads in Atlanta

So my bestest gal pal Jessie is a big girl

but she's a different breed

I say that because she lets me talk all the shit i want to talk about her chins and laughs it off...

Now that is a true friend.

And Jess... should u ever read this, I know that inbetween that 45 inch back and double d front...

you appreciate me making fun of you because laughing is the closest you get to cardio

Turn on your damn speakers

I know im gay for blogging twice in one day...

especially before noon

BUT

when i woke up this morning i felt as if i needed to make a song that kept starting over and over again... and so far it gives me an eargasm....

now for words, 

that'll be difficult

aaahhh!!!

Okay so every single summer i get this strange impulse that tells me to do something drastic with myself...

and it always ends up being translated into cutting or dying my hair... so i'm gonna do it

Its pretty weird to because i was just sitting there and then this little midget voice in my head starts screaming

do it

Do It

DO IT!!!

The cut is coming first. Today i think.

As for dying it... bye bye black, you were no match for me

i must find another color to conquer!

If i'm feelin ballsy... i'll throw up a picture or two

woot woot

Who done it?

me!

Finally finished a song

...once again... its not good

but its better

lookie here

Its universally known that when one are of your life is going spectacularly well, something just blazes in from left field and fucks  you up, or fucks you over

WHY

why do people pick the most inopportune moments to say what they have to say?

I'm making some changes

very soon

I've done it

Okay if you're reading this then that means you're also listening to my song

im aware that it sounds like shit

but that's not the point. Bitch

the point is that i gave myself one night to figure out how to use distort edit and render music on Garage band, and sure as shit... I got it.

It feels good too

doesn't sound like me on that damn "song" but it sure is lol

Now hopefully tonight i can make one that actually sounds decent...

Obscene hours of the night

well its 2:37 in the AM and i find myself very very very awake. Maybe i'm an insomniac, or maybe there's just a lot of shit on my mind.  

Nah there's definitely nothing on my mind (not that i'm an idiot or anything) and im not an insomniac (i get my fair share of sleep).

Its just one of those nights where i want something to happen so badly. A phone call from a friend telling me to meet them somewhere because something amazing is happening. Or a call from the boyfriend just to say that he misses me and wants to talk to me until i fall asleep, Or i discover that there's a new version of the impossible quiz that's beggin for me to play until my eyeballs burn. But no

the sun has set

i aint done shit

and tomorrow

i might do it ...

again

Im finna...

1. make money

2. get inked

3. speak to strangers

4. make mistakes

5. enjoy the next 3 years on Earth

A Premonition

 Sometimes u just feel things in your bones. An undeniable antsy feeling that something great is about to happen. 

That's how i feel about this summer.

I feel it'll be one for the books.

...i just hope it's in a good way

Let's Get Serious

ok ok... so I'm going to New York for the summer and I dont know how i feel about the situation...

Things just aren't in the right place for me right now for this trip, but its a matter of great importance that i go

...eventhough i'd have an important person in my life if i stayed...

mic check 1 2 1 2

seeing as how i really have NOTHING to do with my life these days, i really feel that the quality of my blogs should definitely be increasing some time in the near future... or maybe not... but i'm pretty sure they will...

That means that you'll have to keep checkin in so i can fuckin "wow" you every now and then...

or maybe not... but i'm pretty sure i will

Ay yo

so my first apartment that i had... my first taste of real adult life... is infested with fleas and now i live in the suburbs with my mom

c'est la vie

Home Sweet Home

I wish i could find one
I keep finding leads, but shit just keeps falling through.

What's one to do with much less than 2 weeks to find an apartment
in Atlanta close to school and work


hmmm???

April 12th

Man o man... what a night last night was
Naria Lauren Turquoise and I went to the Velvet Room last night to pass some time
but getting there was a feat in and of itself...
For starters, as Lauren and I got ready, we were jammin to some music to get us in the mood for the night ahead when we hear quite a loud bang at the door...
who was it you wonder?!?!?
The police... how sweet
Now me, fresh out the shower, asks lauren to answer the door and when she does Mr. Officer has quite the attitude. Now in all actuality our music definitely was really loud but it was 10pm on a saturday night so who really cares. Then this asshole is like "We smell Marijuana, can we have a look around?" Uh no! But there was a nice young lady with him who was like "Uh i dont think this is the room we're looking for" so they leave with no apologies or goodbyes. F *&% 'em.
Next thing Morgan comes over and is like "who's smokin" and we're like what?!?! and we tell her our story... then i decide to check outside and see where the smell is coming from... and sure enough as soon as i walk out i see mr.officer handcuffing a strange man in a hallway that smells like Jamaica. Smh...
Finally we leave the house, looking cute and toting heels... to get on Marta Ugh! We get off at decatur to meet up with naria to drive us there and she's late cuz she got a "ticket" aka... Turquoise can't drive. So by the time we all meet up its after 11 and ladies are only free til 12 and Turq is driving (we all feared our lives). So we're in the car "pregaming" and feelin good. By the time we actually get to where we're going its 10 to 12 and we're running to the line so we dont have to pay... and its a damn good thing we didn't have to cuz i woulda been PISSED!
The Entire night... je repete... THE ENTIRE NIGHT... we danced by ourselves because just about everyone in that club was Asian or over 35. It was all good though until our feet started to hurt and they wouldn't play any good music.
We leave and all take off our heels because one more step would have caused my death. We get in Turkey's car to get back to Naria's car and sure enough, while we're on our way back to Atlanta, i realize that somewhere in the chaos Naria left her GPS and i left my wallet in Turq's car and my right shoe is no where to be found...
I did save the arbor mist though lol
April 12th was interesting and now i will never go to the Velvet room or take off my shoes again
such is life

Mind your business (a contradiction)

Now i'll start by addressing the contradiction that i speak of...
If you read my blog then clearly you're not interested in minding your business... but that cool. I made this thing for people to read and enjoy
Now the minding your business of which i speak is having sense enough to not run your mouth. Granted this blog isn't contraband and im not slinging hooch to infants but when my mom calls me and tells me to remove pictures of me with alcohol it makes me mad...
Why you ask?
Because although i tell my mom everything, someone found the need to go back to her and make me seem like a bad apple.
What's really good with that
and for future reference my mom knows exactly where to read about my life, should she not feel like calling me...
with that being said keep reading, but mind your damn business :)
food for thought